giort08

Hi there, This is just a big shout out kinda thing to everyone that somehow manages to stumble by this page of mine. As you might see from the last 'submission' i did, I don't visit here much any more. So if you have Addeded me or Favededed any of my, ahem, 'art', I this is just a Big CHEERS for doing so, and I may send a sammich or something your way in the distant future or something.... Take care and Stumble by any time, you never know, I might actually be here.... -giort08-

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